What The Moon Brings – New Wattpad Short!

I got invited to perform in a Public Domain Variety Show last weekend. Since I believe in saying yes to new things, I accepted.

The only prompt was creating a work based on or inspired by something published in 1923, which entered the public domain at the beginning of this year.

See the lists here!

Being both a fan of and afraid of Lovecraft, I picked What The Moon Brings. Itโ€™s a nightmarish short story that Lovecraft diehards think might be he wrote something based on a dream.

It seemed like itโ€™d be a fun challenge to take the piece, and genre flip it into something dreamy and romantic keeping as many of the same words as possible.

Itโ€™s a fun exercise. Try it with anything. I promise youโ€™ll be impressed with yourself.

Read what I came up with on my Wattpad account here: https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/196936181-what-the-moon-brings

Completed Wattpad Story! Power Play

Got my first completed Wattpad story published. Woot!

It’s a romance. A sexy romance, if ya know what I mean.

new book by Elena Landis

Read it here. https://my.w.tt/kAIQ3GPnhX

Vote. ๐Ÿ… Comment. ๐Ÿ’Œ You know, things you’re supposed to do on social platforms.

Synopsis:

No one takes a beautiful woman seriously. Admiral Rosalie sacrificed everything to earn command of the Ganymede Terraforming Project. She established leadership through ruthless pragmatism and being better than everyone else.

When the Fleet Admiral replaces her entire staff to give his son an advantage and possibly her job, Rosalie gets more than she bargained for in her new Chief of Staff, Thomas. He certainly is handsome, but she’s learned that handsome men tend to be dangerous with agendas. Is he an informant for the Fleet Admiral? Can she trust him not to sabotage her for his own gain?

Thomas goes into shock when he sees his new Commanding Officer. He thought he was signing up to work for the best. Is a woman like this even capable of running a base this size with a mission this important?

*****

There will be sex scenes without warning. If that’s not your cup of tea, this isn’t the story for you.

Beta readers wanted. Constructive critiques are welcome. We’re all friends here. =)

Adventures in Wattpad – How to Tell if You’re an Optimist

Have you ever read a story and thought, “I can do better than this.” Then you realize the story had over a million views. Then you decide that you should jump into that bandwagon.

I set up a Wattpad profile after hearing about it on a podcast. (The Creative Pen.) It sounded like a new Kiwibox, except on mobile and without the games.

Back when all the kids were chatting on AOL instant messenger, my friends found this website called Kiwibox. It was a place for amateur writers to post their stuff. It also had a well-done web games section.

So while my talented, awesome friends worked in their stories, practiced and got feedback, I played internet pool.

Now that I’m more mature about it, I realize I was somewhat jealous. Not consciously, but I’m the back in my addled teenage brain I wanted to write and publish too. I just didn’t have any ideas for stories. Nor did I have the discipline to write.

I’m still not sure about that discipline, but I’ve got a notebook with 97 pages of story ideas so far. (Yeah, I’m one of those people who write page numbers in a spiral notebook and leave space for a table of contents in the front.)

But I digress.

After discovering Wattpad, I made a profile and started reading. A ton. Some of the stuff is brilliantly original. Some of the material is well written if cliche.

It’s a beautiful place where you aren’t writing for money. You can try different things and see what people respond to. It’s lovely.

After several months of this, I decided to write something. Not the book from NaNo 2017 I’m still editing. (It’s a scary trainwreck and progress is slow )

I started a story with a brilliant idea about a series of letters from a missing girl to her friend that were never sent, but she replies like there were letters sent back. Her sister finds these and asks the friend for help. It was going to be full of conspiracy theories, mental health concerns, and littered with clues to what really happened.

As I sat down to type it all out on my phone, I realized that was way too complex to throw up as a rough draft on Wattpad. It needs all sorts of help before making sense. So instead I started writing a Cinderella retelling. Except Prince Charming is an idiot and picks the wrong girl. (Because what sorry idiot uses a shoe as the only clue to find their one true love? I mean even hair and eye color would have helped.)

So I write. I create fun cover art. I try writing a blurb. And it’s exciting!

Yay!! Stuff for the world to see!!

Now here’s the trick to telling whether or not you’re an optimist.

My stores have 0 views. Not one person has even read the first chapter. But I still check every day. Nothing. For months.

Maybe tomorrow someone will read it. Maybe not. Maybe I’ll have seven stories complete before even the first view. And that’s okay.

Because writing is practice. The more I do, the better I get. Even if nobody ever reads anything I put up, that’s fine.

If I really want someone to read something I write, I’ll trick my cousin into beta reading NaNo 2017 after I edit it. (I really need to name it. The working title makes no sense for the story.)

Anyway. Thank you for finishing my ponderings. If you want to read my stuff you can find it under ElenaLandis on Wattpad.

If you find yourself in the same boat, drop a comment with your username. I’d love to check it your work too!!

Happy July Camp Nano, everyone. I hope your project is coming along. Even if you don’t win, you still started. And that deserves to be celebrated. ๐Ÿ˜˜

I Finished the 1st Draft of My First Novel – Now What?

[Stream of Consciousness – Edited for Grammar]

I finished my first draft of the first novel I’ve ever written. I am underwhelmed. I expected fireworks and general pride like I conquered something or returned home at the end of an epic quest.

I am pleased, to be sure. But it’s a quiet feeling. (I struggle with finishing what I start so finishing this should be a big deal.)

In general, my attitude is “what’s next?”

To my thinking, there are 3 things you can do with a novel once you write the first draft.

  1. Edit it for proper publishing
  2. Put it on the internet for feedback
  3. Stuff it in a drawer (or turn it into a scarf)

So this being my first completed rough draft (I got 30k words into a romance novel for a Camp NaNoWriMo earlier this year) what do I want to do with it?

The goal has always been to self-publish. (I’ve always been a stick it to the man in every way possible sort of gal.) But I’m hesitating. Do I need a rest? Should I hold off for the rest of December and start editing when I get back from vacation in the new year?

How long is it going to take to edit it? Will it ever be “good enough”? I guess I will find out.

I’m inclined to break for the rest of the week and then decide what to do after finishing my regular work (you know, the stuff you get paid for.)

But there is momentum there. And a quiet excitement. I want to write more. Part of me is disappointed that I finished Subversion. I guess I can always work on something else in the idea backlog, but I’ve gotten extremely attached to Lari and Venn. They’ve become like friends that you can never see too often.

I suppose if I were to organize the next steps, it would be edit. (There is conflicting advice on the internets about whether to do grammar first or last. My book from college (that I don’t remember ever opening or even what class it was for) just told me yesterday that your first edit should be grammar. That way it won’t distract you when you are working on the more important stuff.

But then Joanna Penn said edit for grammar last because it’s the least important.

I think I’ll try the grammar first camp and see how that works out. Otherwise, I suspect it will distract me and make the process take forever.

In the meantime, I am now free to start figuring out the plot of Dearest Melissa which I am planning on being my first foray into Wattpad.

Here’s the thing about Wattpad. It was exactly like Kiwibox when I was a kid. All my school friends were writers (I enviously listened to their awesomeness and tried to help with edits once) and put their stuff on Kiwibox. I just played the games. So I’ve been looking for a modern version of it and heard about this new-Kiwibox app.

I started exploring what it could do, and some of the stories have beautiful ideas. Not the best execution, this isn’t a thing were professional authors publish for free. It’s amateurs, like myself. But pushing through the issues the ideas are fabulous.

Anyway, I think I’ve clarified all this in my head now. Thanks for being such an excellent listener! Many hugs.

Steps will be:

  • Break for rest of week
  • Start grammatical edits next week
  • When feeling the need to write, work on new story
  • Fix gaping plot holes and unnecessary characters when finished with grammar.
  • Find other readers for feedback (wattpad again?)
  • Cover art
  • Write copy
  • Publish to Amazon

Thanks again and I hope you have a beautiful holiday season!

(Remember to be kind to retail employees. Whatever you’re frustrated about is probably not their fault, and they’re working insane shifts to take advantage of the holiday madness.)

Why the Word “Far” Makes Me Want to Hit You

Rant Alert!

Okay, there is this trend on, well, everywhere that is ruining my immersion in stories because I get irrationally annoyed with the author. I would lose my zen if he or she were present and demand to know in what idiot universe “far” was acceptable word choice. It’s like you’re happily reading in your favorite chair, with your favorite blanket, and your favorite lap cat, when someone runs up and shoves an air horn in your ear.

 

She was far prettier than even she realized.

She was prettier than even she realized.

People forgot they were eating in mid-chew when she entered a room.

 

It’s far more important to fight the dragon than to take the treasure.

It’s more important to fight the dragon than to take the treasure.

Fighting the dragon meant eternal glory in the halls of Valhalla. You can’t take treasure with you when you die.

 

Far is the new very. It’s overused, it doesn’t provide emphasis, and it’s just lazy. I’m not a great writer, and I don’t have all the answers, but I am a great reader and know what doesn’t work for me.

There are a bazillion posts on Pinterest with infographics on what words to use instead of very. I think there is even a meme from that one movie with Robin Williams and school. Hang tight, let me find it.

dead-poets-society-quotes-captain-my-captain

So let’s skip over the part about wooing women, although sometimes a good wooing is appreciated. (Let’s not be prim, we’re writers. Even if you’ve been married 60 years, the feeling of being wooed by Mr. Darcy is still beautiful. Your husband/wife flirting with you after your 4th child is still exhilarating.)

You ARE wooing your audience. You must woo your publishers. Unless you write purely for the pleasure of your cats (which is also fine, but Kronos won’t sit still long enough to listen to me), then you must woo your audience with your command of language, imagery, and emotion.

Sure, use far in the first draft. Even the second. But drop it like an angry raccoon before you publish. You can do better. We can all do better.

So let’s take a stand against the villainy of “very” and “far.” (Unless far is being used to express distance.) We will not be lazy in wooing our audience. We will write well because it is a shame to labor over a thing and have it turn out poorly when there is a simple fix.

First blog post

It’s Wednesday, my dudes!

It’s also November 1st, which means that NaNoWriMo has begun! I am pleased to announce I wrote 1,963 words today to the nostalgic sounds of the Chrono Trigger soundtrack.

Lari is lost, confused, and generally handling things better than I think she should be. Being lost in a strange world is terrifying after all. Or at least it should be. Poor girl. I’ll have to throw some more terrible things at her.

The writing prompt tells me to explain why I started a blog. Who cares! It’s fun. It’s a place to ramble where nobody has to listen if they don’t want to. If they’re going to listen/read, then that is their business.

I suppose there will be updates on my novels if I ever get around to finishing or publishing one. Subversion (staring Lari and Venn) is my NaNoWriMo project for 2017. Seducing the Djinn was my Camp NaNoWriMo project this past summer. It’s at 50,000 or 60,000 words now, and the plot stinks. It makes no sense, there is no conflict, nothing terrible happens, and I want to vomit on the whole thing. But that’s what first drafts are for I’m told.

What know that our high school teachers had it right on this whole “do a rough draft then fix it and make it good thing”? Oh well. Props to them.

I am also planning on doing an epistolary novel on Wattpad where you can also find me as Elena Landis. Don’t get too excited yet. I made the cover for it, and that’s about it.

Back to real adult work for now. And the puppy. He’s a little clingy today.